danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

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fuzzy-potato:

lokid-fallen-angel:

frolicking-pizza:

sherlockedtrekkie:

cinnamees:

khaleesibeyonce:

I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE

oh

[X]

how do we have a gif for EVERYTHING INCLUDING PAPER BEING HUMAN SKIN

9 seasons of about 22 episodes per season at about 40 min per episode = AT LEAST 7920 minutes of footage, all of which is gif-worthy 

That’s how.

finally an explanation

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